Lets Make A Story =)

Rules are simple u get 1 sentence...and i dont mean a sentence that goes on forever u get one sentence to post one point...this is to make sure this story is a random and unique as possible.  Lets make it so the same person CANNOT add another sentence until at least 3 other posts have been made...lets see how long we can keep this going...ill start...try to make it as short and sweet as possible. =)

There was a boy named Peter going grocery shopping for his mom (No that is not my sentence, thats just starting off...my sentence is -->) but a strong wind blew and sent the money flying away.

When he got there, he was given the job of Second Junior Elephant Poop-Scooper, but he longed to be a lion tamer.

until one day he shot the elephants in the but with his imaginary water gun

but it wasnt the end, because the boy woke up from his dream of scooping elephant poop at the circus, and woke up in Vegas. =)

The boy thought to himself, "Why do I have an obsession with crap? I had a dream about scooping elephant crap and now I'm working at a crap...craps...table. I think I need to go take a crap. That burrito didn't settle well."

So off he ran to meet the porcelain god and to meet his fate

he got his dream of working as a private detective.

As he was dusting for fingerprints he came across something very unusual.